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f) Definitely, anything else would finger down the throat business. He needs a good Matt Browning moment of several ladies one after the other!!! Come on AM the poor boy's hardly had any lurve action haha.
>>By Bethan (Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004 19:33)
Lots of low level tracers flying around in the F-tropp camp I see....
>>By ortlieb (Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004 19:40)
Tropp, oh Ort get your head out of your trench and watch what you're typing haha.
>>By Bethan (Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004 19:55)
Sorry... must've gotten too much CS-gas in my eyes.
>>By ortlieb (Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004 20:17)
Oh Bethan, we sooo disagree with this!!!! No bed scenes for Nick!!!
Please !!!! I hate those ridiculous scenes where the boy is macho and good looking and single (duh!!) and the girl is gorgeous and single (duuuh!!) and it is sooooooooo obvious that they are gonna do you-know-what-for-a-whole-night-loooong (duuuuuuuuhh!!!!!)
Can it be more cliche... IF.... IFFF Nick has sex let it be something unexpected. Like waking up in a zoo, totally naked and with an awful headache discovering he's not lying very comfortable, getting a suspender from underneath his *ss. And no girl around...
So who was the girl? WAS is a girl???
>>By Lynn (Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004 20:54)
a) Who gets the chop.
Nick, he was very hungry after the zoo
b) Who gets to bed NS.
I’ve got a year subscription for the zoo…
c) Where will it be set
Well not in the zoo – then it wouldn’t be a surprise. Finally Amsterdam, definitely (well..one can keep up hope)
d) Will NS pick up the tab on Carrie's kid, now.
Very small part for Luz, I feel something… but very small.. (I’m not gonna tolerate any other female parts!)
e) Will Carrie snuggle up with someone else.
Probably with Golf Club – she can’t be straight, dropping Nick
f) Will NS stroll into the sunset with an empty heart.
Not if he finds me first.. and he knows where...
There, I’ve been extreeeeemely greedy. All for me, nothing for you all. This is aaaalll the girlie that was lost for pages, it had to come out eventually…. DUH!!
>>By Lynn (Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004 21:06)
Lynn! somehoe that zoo scenario fits! I like it!
>>By Pomplemous (Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004 21:13)
You can visit anytime Pompeltje but only before and after!!
>>By Lynn (Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004 21:29)
Oh my Gawd, if it's a big cat he'll be scarred, if it's a kangaroo he might have been jumped, if it's a monkey he could end up terribly orangeytanged or rainbow butted, and if it's an elephant, hey that could be useful in a Trogan Horse scenario. A woman on heat in a Zoo?
ZOO plot at all? Oh my god not WAWF plot? Then again, escapist plot, hmmm, me sniffs ammonia round here - heap powerful medicine keep domestic pussy out of plot...
>>By devonwren (Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004 21:36)
LOL ! See… lots of possibilities at a zoo
You didn’t even mention the food… the hay, the meat, the cabbage, the bananas..
>>By Lynn (Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004 22:27)
Who's got the hat?
>>By Lynn (Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004 22:28)
Bench??? ok - pretty crowded though
>>By Lynn (Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004 22:29)
not been on for a while but i need to ask sumthing.......
in war, is a womans life more important than a mans? is that why women arent allowed to fight on the front line?
if anyone here is ex-military can you pls flork me? i have sum questions i need to ask. i am planning to join the RAF regiment when i am old enuf. and i need sum advice. please help.
thanks
>>By cavemole (Tuesday, 10 Feb 2004 23:53)
Just the thing to cheer up a dull Wednesday morning (dull as in boring, it's actually quite sunny!)
Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan
Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator (but wasn't there some story too, that got you to that answer, can't remember for the life of me what it was)
This one's for you bikergirl!!!
There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something
If you've never seen this site, I hope you can download it, it has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
British Army - Be The Best!!!
http://www.kontraband.com/html/tvads/
tvads.asp?ID=1118
>>By Bethan (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 09:48)
I like the zoo scenario a lot.
Lots of nice straw beds around.
But NS might feel a bit inadequate by comparison with some of the animals.
>>By Nomad (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 10:26)
*wipes eye* this is funny!!! hahahaha. I agree with Nomad however, I wouldnt rate him frankly! Bring on the baboons!
"There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Its funny cos it's true!
Bethan - the calculator trick - the question was - ' hey, guess what I can spell on the calculator!?"
>>By Pomplemous (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 11:11)
a) Who gets the chop.
and there was me thinkin' he was a Ducati man...
>>By bikergirl (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 13:05)
>This one's for you bikergirl!!!
oh you cruel woman...
>>By bikergirl (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 13:07)
cavemole...
http://www.johnnichol.com/
women_in_armed_forces.htm
>>By bikergirl (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 13:09)
Re conspiracy theories URL on CR board:
Conspiracy theories: what if Mcnab doesn't exist , that he did, but Post B20 he became a figment of the MoD's imagination....See, all the controversy over B20 and CR's TOTGA was a damn good excuse to bring in the Whitehall vetting committee, (SAS/SBS books under serious scrutiny) and of course, the person you may or may not have seen on BBC (GW2 news briefs) was an actor, and the pics you get to see are those of actors!! Well that's blown all the sighs emitted here clean out of the window
I'm running away here on conspiracy theory...
I mean, if like DQ & Rose say, he lacked humour, is not very bright (though I thought him highly alert/bright/witty/intelligent, incredibly funny/handsome/expressive eyes, able to blank visage when necessary) then who is doing all the audio clips and leaping off sofas?
Now, if as suggested by above newcomers that he's stealing plots from missions performed by others!! Shrewd move I'd say, that way he won't cop any fallout from any Irishmen with long memories: seeking the wrong guy looks wise....
Maybe there are wives out there who thought they were married to McNab, based on SAS/SBS men being such good liars 'n' all, and what with all the secretive doings of not being able to tell, how would they know?!!
C'mon guys help me out here, how else could he and others avoid detection?
As for the tabloid stuff, true, a few swapped ID tags and Balaclavas and who would know who was having who over the kitchen table?
Now, pushing the boat out on conspiracy theory, maybe he's been writing under a different name...<<gun goes off>>
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>>By devonwren (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 14:36)
Hi havent been here for a while I was wondering has anyone seen the transcript of the thisislondon interveiw with AM yet? Has anyone got a copy of it as i would love to read it.
>>By Julia (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 14:39)
Done, Julia... :o)
>>By am-i-binned (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 15:03)
>he's stealing plots from missions performed by others!! Shrewd move I'd say, that way he won't cop any fallout from any Irishmen with long memories:>
surely the Irishmen with long memories, would then be looking for AM, as he was claiming credit for those things he hadn't done? and the ones who had really done them could sit in their hammocks enjoying the show
>>By a rose by any other (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 15:16)
Conspiracy theories: "our" november chat Thisislondon doesn't excist anymore! SO IT'S TRUE! Dark Forces taking over Special Forces. F Troop (well - we considered it an F Troop chat hahaha) has been poofed!!
>>By Lynn (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 15:19)
"he was claiming credit for those things he hadn't done? and the ones who had really done them could sit in their hammocks enjoying the show"
GOT IT: AM's real name is Lee Harvey Oswald !!!
(I mean - no one thinks that guy really died, did ya???)
Xcuse me, someone at the door................
>>By Lynn (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 15:25)
cavemole:
I don't know what's on the URL-link bikergirl gave you, but the common reason for not wanting women in the frontline, is the fact that the fighting-MEN next to them wouldn't be able to handle the sight of a woman suffering (dead, body-parts blown off etc. etc.)
On the other hand, the Israeli army has female conscripts. Perhaps they're a differnet breed alltogether?
>>By ortlieb (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 15:37)
I ahd always assumed he was going on about other people's missions - he's not 100 years old and I'm sure he wasnt the SAS's best so wouldnt necessarily be sending him out every day - so of course he'd draw on others' experiences.
>>By Pomplemous (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 16:31)
if he even existed..?
>>By Pomplemous (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 16:32)
Or maybe only he exists? And we don't?
Someone I know asked me: How do we know we are awake now, and dreaming when we sleep? What if this is all a dream - and what we think we dream is reality?
(Now that is 'someone I know' - what does that say about me haha)
>>By Lynn (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 17:16)
"Or maybe only he exists? And we don't? "
After the rubbish day I've had, I wish I didn't!
>>By Bethan (Wednesday, 11 Feb 2004 17:22)
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